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Jake

Jake works for P&O Ferries doing week on week off, that's week on the piss, week off the piss.

Famous Quote...'See that bird over there, I shagged her rotten i did!' (Which roughly translates as...'NO jake, the Moose said you were a rotten shag!')

Since “turning over a new leaf” Jake hasn't been shit-faced in nearly two years...

“I'm not actually pissed”

“I said - I'm not actually pissed”

“Look - I can even stand up”

“See - I told you”

Self Portrait by Jake Van Pisshead

Movie 1 (1.2MB)

Movie 2 (1.6MB)